April 2012
145 posts
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
Had an argument with your mom
apantlessblogger:
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
That feeling when you're so sad even food can't...
penguinsinmypants:
what did the boob say to the other boob?
we are breast friends
fr3aksh0ww:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
That moment when you realize that you're actually...
Teenage Expectations: A big group of friends, sneaking out of my house, making out, late nights under the stars, crying on my best friend's shoulder, passing notes in class, going on adventures, getting out of my town, campfires, telling secrets, feeling what it's like to fall in love, not caring about how you look, not caring about people's opinions, road trips, parties, driving around, getting lost, endless laughter, happiest years.
Teenage Reality: Feeling lonely, staying in, waking up early, going to school, worrying about your looks, worrying about your weight, crying over people's crudeness, crying far too often, school, homework, bitches, people trying to ruin things in your life to make you unhappy, being stressed, trapped in the town I hate, feeling nothing remotely close to love, keeping every little emotion bottled up, spending too much time on the internet, waiting for the better years to come to you.
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
the-lunar-alchemist:
-purplenurples:
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
the-lunar-alchemist:
-purplenurples:
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
when a teacher marks an answer wrong that you...
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
How can anyone say Facebook is better than Tumblr?...
blowitout:
First we have:
And now we have:
i-was-pooping-when-i:
schnibbledibble:
tyleroakley:
odair:
omfg press alt+the reblog button
praise god bless jesus hallelu
I do not quite understand. Is the point that it turns green? Does it do something else? Am I talking to myself without the hope of ever receiving answers to these questions?
this is beautiful
When people tell me "You're looking cute today!"... →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
I respond like:
Then I walk off like:
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
used-to-be-alright:
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
